Apartment 9 and 3/4...

...This St Pancras penthouse is divine. And for sale.

To the lottery!

Then to TG Studio London

House envy...

A London offering, Heath House, remodelled by architects aoc. I love the secret garden feel, the interior masterpiece hidden by the bland, unassuming exterior.

Spare £9m?...

Leinster AGardens W2. Tweaking needed, but oh those lofty ceilings and acres of parquet flooring...

Flat envy...

Notting Hill abode. 

A little too girly for my tastes, but interesting, consistent design nonetheless. And I salute anyone who puts a chandelier in the kitchen.

No cause for Little Whinging...

David Heyman's (of Harry Potter Producing fame) ultra glam wife has done wonders to an outdated London mansion. It's beautiful, but I can't help thinking a little over styled and cold. The house has been nicknamed "Hogwart's House" by locals, but I think it's crying out for some more Potterisation, like one of the giant chess pieces from Chamber of Secrets (I tried to nick one once, the daughter of a WB big wig was in a play with me at Oxford and we used them for the set), one of the large corridor portraits or suits of armour or even some of the paraphernalia from Dumbledore's office.

But if that's not Harry Potter enough for you, there is always the house he was born in, which is currently on the market: